The FBI had an opening for an assassin

  
   After all the background checks, interviews, and
   testing were done there were three finalists; two men and a woman.
   For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
   door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
   follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
   you will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill Her!
   The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
   The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
   wife and go home."
   The second man was given the same instructions.
   He took the gun and went into the room.
   All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
   The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried,
   but I can't kill my  wife."
   The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
   your wife and go home."
   Finally, it was the woman's turn.  
   She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
   She took the gun and went into the room.
    Shots were heard, one after another.
   They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
  After a few minutes, all was quiet.
   The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.  
   She wiped the sweat from her brow.
   "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
   "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


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1 Smámynd: Kristberg Snjólfsson

Vona ađ ţú hafir ekki veriđ ađ skrá ţig í vinnu hjá FBI og ţess vegna viljađ ţessa sterku borstofustóla. humm

Kristberg Snjólfsson, 17.4.2007 kl. 16:18

2 Smámynd: Björn Zoéga Björnsson

Ţarna er Bandaríkjamönnum rétt lýst :) hahaah :) og kvenfólki :) gera hvađ sem er sama hversu vitlaust ţađ er

Björn Zoéga Björnsson, 17.4.2007 kl. 16:23

3 Smámynd: Vatnsberi Margrét

hörku kvendi

Vatnsberi Margrét, 18.4.2007 kl. 05:03

4 Smámynd: Solla Guđjóns

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Solla Guđjóns, 18.4.2007 kl. 10:23

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