beans !!!!!

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice
and gave up  eating beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from
work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I
would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more
than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the
time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had
consumed three  large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to
answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was
becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized
the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a
skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.  The stink was
worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I
went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells
signaled the end of my freedom, I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap
and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself..
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had
not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated
around the table chorused:
"Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Athugasemdir

[Kristberg Snjólfsson, 16.1.2007 kl. 10:02]

Heyrðu ástin mín, varstu að borða baunir í gær  

[Margrét M, 16.1.2007 kl. 10:07]

því sendirðu svona reiðisvip ,, 

[Kristberg Snjólfsson, 16.1.2007 kl. 10:16]

þú myndir líka gera það ef að þú myndir eftir lyktinni 

[Gunnar Helgi Eysteinsson, 16.1.2007 kl. 10:22]

Ég grét af hlátri... þetta var það fyndnasta sem ég hef lesið lengi

[Margrét M, 16.1.2007 kl. 11:21]

Kiddi ástin mín ...af hverju ertu vondur við mig ? ha '

[Margrét M, 16.1.2007 kl. 11:30]

ég er búin að hlæja mikið að þessu, skelli upp úr annaðslagið  he he he

[Ólafur fannberg, 16.1.2007 kl. 11:30]

hló en það var sárt, var að koma frá tönnsu....

[Sigrún Friðriksdóttir, 17.1.2007 kl. 00:40]

Hahahaha frábær þessi !!!!